This week, the TSA has implemented a full body scan machine at Salt Lake International airport as a security alternative to ye olde time metal detectors. Some people are worried that these blurry 3D images of their flabby bodies will somehow end up on the internet. (First photo in their friend's SpringBreak09! facebook album.) Middle aged women and other nervous nellies love this idea, claiming that it's "safer to have a look underneath the clothing." Yet another unnecessary invasion of privacy by the government, or an important step in keeping our airspace safe? Either way, there are going to be thousands of Mormon nudes taken tomorrow and millions by next year.
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Finally, airport technicians and Utahan women will share the obligation to keep their landing strips clear and well-maintained.
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